With the Hobbit due in cinemas real soon now I started thinking about the story again. One of my favourite scenes is where the trolls, Tom, Bert and Bill, capture Bilbo and the dwarves and set about deciding the best way to eat them. They can't decide between roasting, boiling or squashing them. Thanks to a little help from Gandalf they keep arguing until the sun comes up and then they turn to stone. I thought I would try a little play on how things could have turned out without Gandalf around. So get yourself down to the Three Trolls for the very best in Roast, Boiled or Squashed Dwarf.